Clorito Picado

I've got nothing to hide, nor does my monkey.



*at a casino*
do you guys accept livestock?
you bet your ass we do

Anonymous asked
Who would be the first porn star you'd want to work with? Lexi Belle? Faye Reagan? Kiera Winters? Lily Carter? Jenna Haze? Ariel Piper Fawn? Alyssa Reece? Nicole Ray? Bree Olson? Bobbi Starr? Capri Anderson? Sasha Grey? Jesse Jane? Riley Steele? Sunny Leone? Tori Black? Molly Morrison? Alexis Texas? Isis Taylor? Daisy Marie? Kayden Kross? Tara Lynn Foxx? Melanie Rios? Aspen Parker? Gigi Rivera? Lexi Diamond? Maddy O'Reilly? Tiffanny Star? Veronica Rodriguez? Chloe Foster? (You're welcome!)


Ugh christ….I know who every single one of these people are. Not kidding. I might have a problem.