Clorito Picado

I've got nothing to hide, nor does my monkey.
Slowhand1000

 

me most of the time: people are okay, I guess. like no one is 100% bad.

me after reading the comments section in any article, ever: this world can only be cleansed with fire.

Guys, so I’m RPing in Wyrmrest Stormwind when….

bellsastuff:

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Yep, that’s right!

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He had a tiny hammer and was fixing the plumbing on the fountain.  He ate a magic mushroom and fucking grew you guys.  But it gets better.

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So I’m peeing myself, because this can’t get better, right?!  FUCKING WRONG

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Bless you, Mario cosplayer.  Bless your stunning dedication.

sadspaghetti:

when your mum catches you still on the computer after she told you to go to bed

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broternia:

i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie”  i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me 
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(Source: parkermurdock)

Updated Science: Keep Germs At Bay

fakescience:

Keep Germs At Bay

  • Since publishing this science in 2011, we STILL AREN’T CLEAN YET. The water needs to be hotter still.